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Bobby C is back!

Yes, the infamous, esoteric , always controversial Sportbook columnist, “Bobby C” is BACK to share with you his academic wit, bawdy humor and unique insight into, well…pretty much everything .

Within these articles you may enjoin or find much to complain about and therefore Bobby C will be open to your grievances, boasting or otherwise. Just sit back and tell us all your problems….

1. We complain because we feel powerless. 2. We complain because it’s a habit. 3. We complain because we want things our way!!! Feel free to complain, which gives rise to habitual complaining.

Be warned if do you comment, and do not have a decent complaint, Bobby C, has a mean left hook and might just smack you down when least expected.

That said, inside you’ll find new twist on current sporting events, Keynesian Economics, market trends, political uprisings and on occasion, insight into global events as only Bobby C can present. He’ll make you think differently about the world of sports and even your little world. He’ll throw facts in your face and give you a chance to respond with your own fictional and mostly skewed opinions.

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THUMBODY SPECIAL

They’re giving away gold medals to kids riding bicycles and skateboards, and even for driving cars around parking lots. Yes, the X-Games are back! At the end of each school year, my son’s elementary school has an awards ceremony. Parents show up in the cafeteria to watch their kids accept awards for various achievements. For [...]

OPERATION CHA-CHING

While it cannot be said that war was made for TV, it sure looks great on it – At least the parts the Pentagon allows us to see. And it’s always on TV. So it got me to thinking about the enormous potential that exists for generating advertising revenue from our wars. I’m not talking [...]

DON’T BLAME THE COACH

Everybody’s calling for Bob Bradley’s head after the USA gave up four straight goals to Mexico.  Not me.  I think he came to the gunfight with a squirt gun full of red sugar water. America peaked two years ago at the Confederations Cup.  The Yanks humiliated Spain, broke Egypt’s hearts, and nearly knocked off Brazil. [...]

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE DALLAS MAVERICKS.

Obviously, the Mavericks are much better than most everyone thought, especially on the defensive end. We all knew about their depth and shooting, but to quiet Lebron, and slow down both Wade and Bosh is a phenomenal job – they have earned my respect. It should have been obvious a few weeks back, when they [...]

SURFER’S PARADISE OBSERVATIONS OF A 2am CHANNEL SURFER

Within 20 years, there will be a television show featuring an Australian man running around in the wilderness, enthusiastically stalking large animals with the sole purpose of checking out their private parts. The show will be called Monster Cock Stalker Unchained, and will go a little something like this: Dressed in the mandatory safari shirt, [...]

WTF bout the WTC

I have the worst headache of my life. Last night at 11pm, I walked around the lake to my fishing buddy Henry’s house. In my hand was a 5th of Maker’s Mark that I had set-aside during September of 2001 for this precise moment. I had assumed that it would not have taken ten years [...]

QUOTAS

Why isn’t there a law requiring athletic teams, both professional and amateur, to construct rosters that more accurately reflect the racial breakdown of America?  Shouldn’t there be punishment for these organizations for not giving Asian, White, Native American, and Hispanic kids more opportunities to make millions of dollars playing around with a ball?  Its not [...]

WITCH-HUNT BY THE BAY

Witch-hunts are a good time, but they never get the real witch. We’re hearing quite frequently that the Barry Bonds steroid/pergury/obstruction of justice trial has a rascist element to it. However, when it comes to enduring racism, he’s no Hank Aaron. In today’s era of overplayed political correctness, and current environment of white guilt that [...]

CHARLIE SHEEN, COLONEL KURTZ, AND REALITY TV

Don’t you just love Charlie Sheen? Its moments like these, in which celebrities lose their inhibitions and show us what delusional egomaniacs they truly are, that I think such self-absorbed wastes of times such as Twitter and Facebook are a Godsend. Of course, if Charlie were my kid, I would have driven over to Malibu [...]

LEBRON, BENEDICT ARNOLD, AND THE AMERICAN COWARD

Whenever I meet someone from Cleveland, they erupt with hateful lectures about Lebron James when they find out that I live in Miami. It’s amazing how one basketball player can rip the soul out of a city, simply by changing job locations. Cavs owner Dan Gilbert called LBJ a Benedict Arnold. How classic is that? [...]

FIFTEEN SECONDS OF SWELL

I have an embarrassing confession – Last night in bed with my wife, I was extremely fast on the draw. How fast? My wife said, “I think you just broke Rick Pitino’s record.” Ouch! She wasn’t referring to any Big East road win streak, or sales of self-help books. It was Pitino’s confession last year [...]

A MEXICAN SUPER BOWL, SENIOR JOE MONTANA, AND RICO SUAVE

I was nowhere near a television Sunday night, and watched a Mexican upload of the Super Bowl on my I-pad in The Everglades.  Thank the Virgin Mary, that my wireless network reaches into the river of grass.  And thank her again, that the NFL’s draconian blackout powers do not reach across the border into Mexico. [...]

THINKING ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL (and David Lee Roth)

I was hanging out across the lake with my friend Henry.  He’s a Steelers guy.  I know this because it says so on the metal Pittsburgh Steelers street sign that he nailed to the side of his shed.  I also know, because he keeps telling me every five minutes that he’s a life-long fan. Henry [...]

Homeland Secretary

Homeland Secretary Janet Napolitano has announced that the much maligned color-code threat level, formally called the Homeland Security Advisory System, will be replaced. The true reason that the color-coded terrorism threat level system has been kicked to the curb has nothing to do with the failed ambiance of safety that it was intended to blanket us with.  [...]

1000 WORDS PICTURE

Obama looks terrified of Chinese president Hu.  I bet they frame this picture in Beijing, and give it a position of prominence in every Chinese textbook.  Wouldn’t it make a nice Gong-bi painting?  As much as it sums up a bad situation, my current mental state, best described as blind euphoria, leads me to the [...]

AN IGNORER OF CANCER PATIENTS OR JUST IN A HURRY?

While not exactly on the same level as texting an image of your Packer package to a staff member, Aaron Roger’s is now being labeled an ignorer of cancer patients. He walked right past a lady decked out in pink breast cancer apparel, who asked him for an autograph. You watch the video and decide….Click [...]

PACKERS AT CHICAGO – THE BERENSTAIN BEARS

When will the NFL do something about the hideous Packer uniforms?  They look as if they were designed by a color-blind lumberjack with a severe concussion. And since I’ve got you thinking about woodsmen, how long has it been since you read one of those Berenstain Bears children books?  It’s a series featuring a family [...]

NFL PLAYOFFS

NFL PLAYOFFS There are moments in life, in which we sit back and say, “I can’t believe that just happened and I’m so lucky to have just experienced it.” Last night, for example, I said something like that after seeing my wife dressed up in bed as the Esurance girl. Not bragging, mind you, just [...]

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